How we mock our most serious Star, our forest saver. Shouldn't he be protected, or at least respected? Sting must be a really horrible, selfish, cynical, manipulating, pompous, vain bastard. Stands to reason. We know that sort. Superstar rock'n'roller who preserves rain forests for Friends of the Earth; helps Chile, wants to save the world. Always trying to do good. Ergo, he must be be bad. It's weird how this happens Stick to drug orgies, teenage brides and smashing up hotel bedrooms, and the world loves you. What a card, what a bloke. But try to put something back, when you've taken out so much, and everyone is suspicious...